Or "Things I Could Put on a Resume"
Cons
-I officially can't date 18-year-olds any more
-Only a thin spread of hair left
-Construction workers still won't respect me for another twenty years
-I can't (or at very least shouldn't) wear skate shoes anymore
-If I would have gone to school out of high school, I would have a masters degree right now
-The odds of me getting a wife, and by extension, kids in this life go down by another 7.2%
-I don't understand today's video games and will never be good at them
-I'm older than most bottles of scotch released from now on, but still don't know how to appreciate scotch very well
-This is the year I noticed one of my eyes doesn't open as wide as the other, thanks to a bee sting 3 years ago
-This could be the year I lose my last grandparent
-I'm still sarcastic far too often
-Still no closer to figuring out the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
Pros
-I'm one year away from being able to rent a sports car in North America
-I can finally grow a beard
-People will be able to accurately guess my age for a few years now
-The official year I stop growing, so stop asking
-I still have some hair
-I can still make an NCAA basketball team for one season
-I will still always be six years younger than Bryce Dallas Howard
-One year away from being able to throw out seven year old tax information
-Soon I'll be out of the "stupid, young, male" driver category
-I'm knee injury free
-I am (finally) able to be friendly and make friends with people in almost any social circumstance
-If I ever do get married, it will be with confidence and a healthy view of things, unlike if I had done so three or more years ago...yikes
-I've finally started to stand up for myself
-I do not have any pets
-my credit is/should be very good
-If I owned I house, I could take care of it (except for financially of course)
-I am still entirely illegal drug free
-This is the start of several years in which my nephews and niece will think I'm cool and want to play with me
-I rarely hurt peoples' feelings anymore
-I still, and will always have at least a few good friends, and a good relationship with my family
